Monday, January 28, 2008

Bundt Is Back

Taste: Bundt is back

Steve Rice, Star Tribune

Tunnel of Fudge

Break out the pan. It's time to reminisce -- and bake.

Last update: January 23, 2008 - 5:53 PM

Thank goodness for CBS. Cable television serendipity struck again a few weeks ago when I picked up the remote control and shazam: One of my favorite scenes from "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" popped up.

It's the moment when Toula and Ian's different-as-night-and-day parents meet for the first time. The mother of the groom-to-be (Fiona Reid, a paragon of Midwestern reserve) is bearing a baked good for her earthy Greek immigrant hostess (the supremely splendid Lainie Kazan), who looks at the brown blob on a plate in wonder.

"Thank you," asks Kazan. "What is it?"

"It's a Bundt," says Reid, matter-of-factly, signaling a linguistic volley.

"A boon?" Kazan asks, feeling her way through an unfamiliar word.

"Bundt," replies Reid, a bit put off. Who hasn't heard of the Most Famous Cake in America?

"Bu-bunk?" says Kazan, growing more puzzled.

"Bundt," counters Reid.

"Bun-teh," replies Kazan.

The confusion continues until Kazan finally clues in. "It's a cake, I know," she exclaims, and the culture-clash tension dissipates. Then Kazan turns away from Reid and whispers, scandalized, "There's a hole in this cake."

Gets me, every time. That lazy afternoon of channel surfing proved to be a fortuitous catalyst, because I suddenly began seeing Bundts everywhere. They were filling coffeehouse pastry cases. Friends were serving them at parties. Co-workers were bringing them to the office. Then author Susanna Short's helpful "Bundt Cake Bliss" (Minnesota Historical Society Press, $16.95) showed up in bookstores, and its pages began to taunt me, like a little paperback siren song, calling me to haul out my Bundt pan.

So I did. In no time at all I had an orange-cranberry beauty. An apple butter version was even better. I was on a roll.

In the back of my mind I knew that it was only a matter of time before I tackled the recipe that catapulted the Bundt pan into the cupboards of millions of American kitchens: the Tunnel of Fudge Cake.

Tale of the tunnel

Its backstory has the makings of a Hollywood blockbuster. Forty-two years ago this month in the ballroom at the San Francisco Hilton Hotel, 49-year-old Ella Rita Helfrich of Houston was about to embark upon a lifetime dream and ascend to the home-cooking Mount Olympus: the Pillsbury Bake-Off.

For her brownie-like chocolate cake, Helfrich relied upon a few secret weapons. One was pecans; a cherished pecan tree was her back yard's centerpiece. Another was Pillsbury's Two Layer Double-Dutch Fudge Buttercream Frosting mix, a product being emphasized at that year's competition. Finally, there was a novelty known as a Bundt pan, a fluted and scalloped aluminum tube pan modeled on a ceramic European "bund" cake pan. It was manufactured in 1950 by an enterprising Minnesotan, H. David Dalquist, a chemical engineer and founder of Nordic Ware of St. Louis Park. Dalquist added the "t" and wisely trademarked the word "Bundt."

The Bake-Off, which got its start in 1949, had mushroomed into an extremely effective recipe launch pad. Helfrich was about to take off like a rocket headed for the moon. "Sensational Tunnel of Fudge Cake $5,000 Busy Lady Bake-Off Winner" read the ads in Pillsbury's subsequent promotional blitz. Within a week, Pillsbury was inundated with 200,000 requests from consumers -- a vast number in that pre-Internet age -- asking where to find the baking pan with the peculiar name.

Nordic Ware, which had been quietly making the pans for 16 years, unexpectedly found itself with a monster hit on its hands. To date, the company has sold more than 50 million original-model Bundt pans. Pillsbury jumped on the Bundt bandwagon, too; for most of the 1970s, the company cranked out a line of boxed Bundt cake mixes.



The Tunnel of Fudge Cake didn't walk away with the 17th Bake-Off's blue ribbon. The $25,000 grand prize went to Mari Petrelli from Las Vegas for her Golden Gate Snack Bread. Helfrich didn't profit from her recipe the way Nordic Ware and Pillsbury did, although her $5,000 runner-up prize wasn't exactly chump change; in 2007 dollars, its value would be around $32,000.

Helfrich's daughter, Patricia Gullo of Houston, loves her Bundt pans ("I own several different shapes, although I like the original the best," she said), but she doesn't sugarcoat it when it comes to the bakeware company and her mother's role in its enormous success.

"Nordic Ware didn't do a lot for her," Gullo said. "Over the years, they sent her two or three pans." In 1999, Pillsbury had the good grace to include Helfrich as one of the first 10 inductees in the Bake-Off's Hall of Fame.

Helfrich, now 91, lives with her daughter and is recovering from a bad fall a few months ago. In the years following her brush with fame, Helfrich continued to submit recipes to the Bake-Off, although lightning never struck twice.

But this is a story with a sweet footnote. Back in 1966, when Gullo was 19, she accompanied her mother to the Bake-Off. Eight years ago, the roles were reversed, with Gullo as the Bake-Off finalist and Helfrich as the escort. Gullo's Parmesan Spinach Roll-Up didn't win, but she got to bring her 83-year-old mom back to the event -- coincidentally also held in San Francisco -- that made her sort of famous. "I tried for four or five years to get in, just so I could get her back, and I finally made it," said Gullo. "It was an awesome experience. She got more attention than anyone else."

And the Bundt pan? It went on to be displayed at the Smithsonian.

Back to the test kitchen

Isn't that the kind of story that makes you want to test-drive the Tunnel of Fudge Cake, just to see what the fuss is about? So I did. In a word: disappointment. The problem is that the Pillsbury frosting mix, a key ingredient in Helfrich's brilliant 1966 formula, is no longer in production. The company rejiggered Helfrich's recipe (available at www.pillsbury.com/recipes/) to get around the dropped mix, but I found the results to be a dud, more boring brownie than the splendidly gooey and magically fudgy-centered wonder I recalled from my childhood. "Without that frosting mix, it's just not the same cake," said Gullo. She's right. So here's where serendipity steps in once again. A few weeks ago, in search of an idea for dinner, I was thumbing through a recent issue of Cook's Country magazine. Wouldn't you know it: The "Lost Recipes" section was devoted to restoring the luster to Helfrich's fabled-but-tarnished legacy.

Cook's Country deputy editor Bridget Lancaster also was unhappy with the revised Pillsbury recipe and its pallid chocolate flavor and distinct absence of fudgy tunnel. So she got to work, and after two dozen failures she came up with a winner. While Lancaster's process is more involved than Helfrich's 15-minute recipe, the results are definitely worth baking. It's a real heavyweight, with a richly flavored, super-moist cake and a gooey, truly fudgy filling.

My one complaint lies in the oh-so-important chocolate glaze. Lancaster's recipe calls for corn syrup, an ingredient I try to avoid. So I turned to my baking guru, cookbook author Dorie Greenspan, for an answer; as always, she didn't let me down. Now I use her recipe for Chocolate Ganache Glaze, and it works like a charm. I think Helfrich would be pleased.

THANKS Rick Nelson • 612-673-4757

Monday, January 14, 2008

Magic Potatoes


"One serving of skin-on potatoes (5.3-ounces) contains 720 mg of potassium, making it an excellent source of potassium. Runners-up in the potassium category include broccoli (540 mg per serving), bananas (400 mg per serving), tomatoes (360 mg per serving), and oranges (260 mg per serving).

Research indicates that most American adult women are getting less than half the recommended amount of potassium, and men's intake is only slightly better. Since approximately 30 percent of people with hypertension are unaware of their condition and only 34 percent of those with hypertension have it under control, increasing potassium intake would have a powerful impact on blood pressure, stroke, and possibly heart disease (Joint National Committee on Prevention, Detection, Evaluation and Treatment of High Blood Pressure)."

The Drunken Housewife sez'....MAKE POTATO WINE!!!!!!

Potato Wine


Serving Size : 1 Gallon
Ingredients:
3 pounds potatoes
4 pounds sugar
4 ounces of Chopped green or light colored raisins
2 lemons
2 oranges
1 tablespoon yeast (wine yeast works best)
1 teaspoon yeast nutrient (if unavailable use 2 more lemons)

Wash and scrub potatoes remove eyes and black spots. However, do not peel the potatoes. Grate potatoes into large pot and add 3 quarts of water. Bring to a boil and simmer fro a bout 15 minutes. Remove any scum that may be floating on top as it contains impurities you do not want in your wine. Continue to simmer until scum ceases to come up. Place the raisins and sugar into a two gallon (or bigger) container that you can put a lid on. Strain the water onto the raisins. Juice the oranges and lemons. Add yeast nutrient and enough water to make the whole amount into one gallon. Let the juice (also called must) sit for about a week. Make sure it is loosely covered so that air gets out but not in. (The fermentation will ensure that the air pressure forces the air out of the container. Siphon the must into a one gallon container with an airlock. (A balloon with a big mouth can be used in place of the airlock.) Transfer the wine into another gallon jug after about ten days to get rid of the sediment that gathers at the bottom of the jug. Let the wine sit in the second jug for about 6 months. The wine may then be bottled. Wait another 6 months to drink.

Potato wine can be used in the same way you would use vodka, only it has considerably less alcohol content.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

The Bird & The Bee

The Drunken Housewife thoroughly enjoyed The Bird & The Bee show @ The Varsity. Here is a review...

I wish she would have played some of her songs off of her solo effort 'All Rise.' In the end I was too hammered to remember any of the show but luckily I found the set-list online.


All sizes

Setlist:
Preparedness
Man
La La La
Birds and the Bees
Again & Again
I’m a broken Heart
Because (new song)
Fucking Boyfriend
My Fair Lady
I Hate Camera
Polite Dance Song
Encore:
How Deep is Your Love

Body Cartography

1/13/2008 | 7:00:00 PM
The Body Cartography Project Presents: Moving Image: Minnesota + special guest Elliott Durko Lynch

A series of dance films made across the land and cityscapes of Minnesota featuring Minneapolis performers Morgan Thorson, Karen Sherman, Kristin Van Loon, Colin Rusch, Bryce Beverlin II, Otto Ramstad and Olive Bieringa. This is the first screening of the entire series.

Sunday January 13 at 7:00 pm (6:00 doors)
$10

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Polly's Pasta

The Drunken Housewifes present Polly's special "BP" pasta, named after the filling station near our humble abode. The main ingredients however also all start with the letters B & P.

Basil Pesto (Bunch)

Black Pepper (Garlic Pepper & Italian Herb)

Bowtie Pasta (2 Boxes)

Balsamic (Plenty)

Tomatoes (Cherry & Sun-Dried)


ALL INGREDIENTS OPTIONAL



Loose Wallaby

Someone got drunk in Champlin and let their pet wallby out. The Drunken Housewife suggests keeping tabs on your wallaby when you get wasted....

Larger view
"A Wallaby escaped from a Minnesota man on Thursday morning. The man posted a lost pets notice on Craigslist, and he was able to recover the lost marsupial a day later. (Photo Courtesy of David Carlson)"

Dogs Are WInners



"Rohling says Jagger may have lost a leg to cancer, but she didn't lose her heart.

"Probably about eight weeks after her surgery we were here at practice and she really wanted to get out there and play, and we let her go up to the box and she hit the box and got the ball. And so we backed her up a little and tried a couple jumps and she proved that she could still do it."

By now you've guessed that Jagger is back competing in the veteran's class and, well, she hasn't lost a step.

And the results haven't changed.

So that's the story of Jagger, a flyball champ with lots of rock, lots of roll. It definitely has a fairy tale ending. Here's hoping, Jagger lives happily ever after."

No Pants 2K8

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no pants

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Overall though, it was very fun, and I had a ton of people asking me why I wasn’t wearing pants, including a group of French tourists who asked me if today was No Pants Day in America.

I said ‘why do you ask?’ and she said ‘you’re not wearing pants!’

I replied ‘Yeah, I know, it’s pretty warm out today so I didn’t wear em.’

She asked ‘Oh yeah? And EVERYBODY else decided not to wear pants too?’

I looked around and said ‘I don’t know why any of those weirdos aren’t wearing pants…sorry.’

After the ride back downtown was over, a bunch of us went pantsless to Hearland Brewery, where we had some food and beers and persuaded a bunch more people to take off their pants. See you next year!"

Friday, January 11, 2008

Field Trip: Summit Brewery Tour


Join The Drunken Housewife and her gal-pals when we visit The Summit Brewery in Saint Paul, Minnesota.

Saturday January 19th @ 1PM

Breast Exam: Round 2


If your sound or video doesn't work on your computer, and you didn't get to hear the lovely British lady on the Breast Exam video....

Here is a hands-on diagram...

Breast Exam

Jeopardy advertisements are sad and depressing, but useful!

Ladies, don't forget to get sauced and give yourself your monthly self-breast exam.

The Drunken Housewife suggests you find a cute young boy to administer yours.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Midnight Madness



After Midnight The Drunken Housewife lets it all hang out...She can..
Cook
Clean 
Copulate
She always purrr-forms into the depths of the night. As usual, she is best while enjoying a fine wine and a quick shine around your home.